Aaand done.
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This bird is so adorable. It almost looks like a species of Warbler bird.
(Source: all-things-bright-and-beyootiful)
i can’t deal
/casually submits this to you. (And goes to hide somewhere)
SCREAMS
I—
okay
this is hot
I’m just gonna
/dies
The deed is done. I entered his name into the Xavist Baptismal Name generator. Here you go:
Makes me laugh every time!
(Source: hornygrandpa)
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what i actually said:
i forgot
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what my parents heard:
i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.
summer (◕‿◕✿)
shaving (◕︵◕)
bathing suits (◕‿◕✿)
shaving (◕︵◕)
dresses (◕‿◕✿)
shaving (◕︵◕)
shorts (◕‿◕✿)
shaving (◕︵◕)
tank tops (◕‿◕✿)
shaving (◕︵◕)
skirts (◕‿◕✿)
shaving (◕︵◕)
summer (◕‿◕✿)
SHAVING (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
During the Bubonic Plague, doctors wore these bird-like masks to avoid becoming sick. They would fill the beaks with spices and rose petals, so they wouldn’t have to smell the rotting bodies.
A theory during the Bubonic Plague was that the plague was caused by evil spirits. To scare the spirits away, the masks were intentionally designed to be creepy.
(Source: signsoflove)
Every man has his price.
(Source: dalandofmilkandhoney)
